Funny quotes that will make you smile

Always have fun in your life. Don’t take life too seriously, no one gets out alive. Never stop smiling, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile 🙂

Here are amazing quotes we bet to make you smile:

“The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.”

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it. - funny quotes

“Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favorite.”

Out of all the lies I’ve told, “Just kidding!” is my favorite. funny quotes

“Real pain is when you offer someone your food to sound polite and they say yes               and take it.”

Real pain is when you offer someone your food to sound polite and they say yes and take it. funny quotes

“Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy.”

Beer is proof God Loves us and wants us to be happy. funny quotes

“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. funny quotes.”

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. funny quotes

“A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.                            A successful woman is one who can find such a man.”

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. funny quotes

“Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.”

Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you. funny quotes

“I’m the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened days ago.”

I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened days ago. funny quotes

“During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left                             and right for information.”

During a test, people look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information. funny quotes

“I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?”

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you? funny quotes

 

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